Happy Friday, humans! I’ve got a very special guest for you today, and it happens to be my very first video blog post.
Ever since I traded blog platforms and stopped making you type annoying nonsense words to comment, I have been inundated with comments from spammers. I literally get 3 spam comments for every comment you post. Some are vulgar. Others are insulting, like they’re just phoning it in with a list of Russian web links, and they expect me to be fooled. Others have language so broken, it seems they were written by chimps. But a few are truly, ridiculously memorable, and those make it all worth it.
My favorite spammer is Dolores, who I found out is actually human, a grandmother no less, on Facebook, and lives in my town! She’s spammed everyone from Huffington Post to Matthew Paul Turner with irrelevant, blathering comments about “high tech aliens propagating humans” in such garbled language, it makes my head hurt.
Today, I have my first ever video post about my real life encounter with a spammer. Yes, almost everything the spammer says is quoted from spam comments I’ve recieved. Check it out, and then share your most memorable spam, or make up your own spam comment!