You see, in the real world, I pastor a church. People show up on Sundays to hear the brilliant thoughts pour out of my mind. This blog is kind of like a church. Except that there are no people. It’s the Church of No People.
Do you know what a pastor would do if no one showed up to church? Just go to church the Sunday after Christmas – the last Sunday of the year. No one will be there, and it will be off the hook!
Since there is no one in this church, I can likewise do as I please. The thoughts that are delivered to this non-existant congregation are not fit for Sunday consumption. In fact, I don’t even want you to read any further. If you did, this would cease to be a church with no people, and I’d have to start giving you the ‘Sunday’ treatment.
Seriously, go away. I’ve got my church just as I want it, and I don’t need anyone to mess it up. Go to some real church, and sit in someone’s real seat and mess up their Sunday!